felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 26, 2005

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004

filthy mason felcher

One that during anal sex makes there partner belt like a goat. After blowing there load in the anal they suck the semen out and spit in there partners mouth.

My friend the filthy mason felcher had a good looking girl last night in his room. Then she left in a mad fit.

by Grand Puba February 24, 2008

felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.

For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?

by bozo_de_niro June 22, 2010

Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017

felchin

during the act of gay sexual inetercourse,a piece of bacon is placed down ones throat to aid the tightening of the anal sphincter, thus an overall more intense orgasm is achieved.

as above.

by sex feind May 26, 2003