K-FED

The act of fucking someone over, much like Kevin Federline did Brittany Spears; ie, stretched out her pussy, used her money, got her fat, and then cheated on her.

Holy shit, can you believe CPT "T" K-FEDed me like that? I feel fucking used.

by thediggler September 15, 2006

Fed Ex

Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.

Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.

by allpowerfulandy November 9, 2006

fed-ex

a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)

Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't

by sexycatholic 666 December 1, 2006

k fed

a term used to describe a craker that thinks he can rap but in reality he cant rap for his life

jon: man i rap better than eminem
tom: no ur just a k fed

by fty December 17, 2006

Fed Kaczynski

Someone on the internet who asks for too many suspicious items, like pictures of firearms or bomb instructions.

Most likely a federal agent: can someone explain how to make C4 at home?
Internet user: fuck off Fed Kaczynski

by Mad Milk7272 December 28, 2022

Fed look

The muscular physique of a federal prison inmate

Tyrone came home from prison with that fed look

by Pimp2Simp July 12, 2020

k-fed

1:) Semen Spewer
2:) A synonym for the word "cheat" (as in: cheat in life, on a person, in a game, etc...)
3:) The act of being "full of shit"; or filling someone with shit

1:) "K-Fed should be an option under 'employment' on the DHS assistance forms."
2:) "I got k-feded out of my alimoney because I k-fed on my sugar-mama."
3:) "John Cena tired of K-Fed's k-fed, so he STFU'd him."

I know-all lame...blah

by JhennRhaiyne November 11, 2006