Fatherless behavior

Sitting for the pledge

Idiot: *sits for pledge of allegiance*
Me: ✨fatherless behavior ✨

by Dannydacheeto November 25, 2021

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Fatherless

Me I am fatherless.

Friend: hey why isn't there any milk
Me: my dad is getting some
Friend: oh when will he get back?
Me: I don't know it's been 13 years now
Friend: oh... so you're fatherless
Me: yeah pretty much

by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

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a guy thats gay and his father left him

a male/female that is homosexual and her or his father left them because. of that and they are fatherless

by the father of homophobics July 24, 2021

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Fatherless child

LGBTQ people.

Emma: hey did you hear the news. I’m gay.
Tyrone:hey do you know your dad?
Emma:No
Tyrone: I knew you were a Fatherless child

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

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Have you heard of Hephaestus the ugly af crippled af Fatherless Child. Hera was sick of Zeus cheating on her so she decided to have a kid all by her self just to spite him and...

... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

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