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farty boy mystery

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it
What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"
by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022
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Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
by Crsp November 26, 2021
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Farty

Wisscitly guy 1: Let's go to a farty!
Wisscitly guy 2: Vo!
by draziLaDwolleY October 27, 2025
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farty

totally uncool, lame, tacky and outdated
Modern farmhouse design is totally farty and needs to stop.
by moods1313 November 14, 2021
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Farty Carty

A large sized moocher intent on farting his way into social status with conniving intent. Often finding a way to involve farting.
Look at Joe over there trying to get into the club, such a Farty Carty. Wait, something stinks.
by Youyoutootoo October 6, 2025
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Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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Farty

One kid: My name is finger!

Long lost brother: You finally told me your name!
Other bros: Who is this guy? He sounds farty!
by FartMaster420Ho341938284738 November 21, 2022
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