shoot a fair one

When two people fight with the agreement to not use weapons or have friends jump in.

There's a rumor around that Maino and Lil' Cease said they'd shoot a fair one over their chain incident...

by God_Emperor November 2, 2007

failage

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

fairbanked

When one is so drunk at a strip club that you are actually falling asleep at the table, only to awaken to a stripper or random patron holding a one-sided conversation with you. Named after a popular strip club in Toronto.

Dude, do you remember anything about the strip club last night?

Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.

by A-Train404 January 24, 2013

Fabranger

A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Granger'.

Referring to the romantic relationship between one Quinn Fabray (blonde ex-ex-cheerleader from the hugely popular television series Glee) and Hermione Granger (the smartest witch of her age from the Harry Potter book/film series). Characters from two separate fictional universes brought together through fan-fiction, gifs, manips etc.

Fabranger;

Hey, do you ship faberry?

Meh - fabranger IS WHERE IT'S AT!

Look, I'm all for Quinn being a pressed lemon, but isn't a Glee/Harry Potter crossover with two established straight characters in a relationship a tad far-fetched?

Sush. Just let it happen.

by fabrangershipper123 August 14, 2011

be fair

made by bigo creators; be fair means do your due dills or to go through with something. it can also mean your not throwing any shade your just being truthful.

1. get che to a box yall be fair

2. im going to be fair and say weluvche is the queen of bigo

3. be fair zae you said you would stop begging for beans

by @WELOVEBIGCHE September 3, 2020

All is Fair in Love and War

Nothing is out of bounds when it comes to love and war. The rules of hard play are acceptable in war. In someones eye's "all is fair in love and war" in other words, in a war between love and hate, anything is acceptable or fair.

The only two areas of life in which you can be forgiven for doing anything are love and war. For example, if someone kills one of their relatives on the battlefield, it is more acceptable than murder usually. Similarly, stealing a friend's lover is seen as more acceptable if you love them, instead of say, just wanting them for money.

All is fair in love and war.

by vivianVORTECKS August 22, 2010

Fair Lawn

A smallish town located in Bergen County New Jersey. Where there are more temples than houses. Home of the Fair Lawn Cutters, who haven't won a football game since 1703..B.C. Though most might mistake it as a golf course at times,no, our grass is not that nice. And where everyone knows if Martin Luther King and Christopher Colombus were Jewish, we might actually have those holidays off. A place where orange is not only a color, but a skin tone as well. Lets not forget, where you can hang out in the parking lot of CVS and be cool.

Every city in America didn't have school on Christmas, except for Fair Lawn.

As the opposing team against Fair lawn had 2 and a half players, they still won 112 to 4.

by Hoda Abdulla October 21, 2005