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Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.
Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic
Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic
by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009
Get the epic failfest mug.A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
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When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.
A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.
Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.
A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.
Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.
Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.
by NotBangTownUSA June 26, 2021
Get the Failed Simp mug.Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses
PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?
by Peegies February 9, 2009
Get the Chinese Failed mug."Dude, I shit my pants in class yesterday... Needless to say I faliented all of my friends".
"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".
"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".
"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".
"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".
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Get the Falienate mug.by smart nibba September 25, 2018
Get the dr.facilier mug.The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.
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"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!
by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020
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