Intense Fuckery

The act of being in a situation that is getting really bad, really fast.

"Dude this boss level is some intense fuckery"

by ShadedArtZ August 30, 2016

Scale of Fuckery

Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show

I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.

by T-D January 28, 2016

Intense Fuckery

When you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret

yo that was some Intense Fuckery when you licked your nipple the other day and sent it to us

by TheSickestFuckEver January 03, 2016

Xylophone Fuckery

A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.

"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"

by RandyL October 17, 2003

Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

Butt-Fuckery

When the word using butt and fuckery colide the two compose to make something that is more than just having anal sex with another person, place, or thing, but to the extent of which no lube with an object such as a 20" double-headed cold steel dildo with dual vibration with heated points and assorted attachments.

"That guy just paid $250 dollars for another guy to give him a rimjob, thats absolute butt-fuckery!"

by Rim-jobba the hutt August 24, 2004

Bullshit and Fuckery

A phrase coined by Awolnation meaning exactly what it's called.

Man: This is the 600th time I've had to post on this forum due to bullshit and fuckery! Goddamnit you retards!

by -=|=- February 28, 2014