by ihatedylanlmao January 1, 2019
Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed ‘I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.
by pureboredom March 25, 2023
Imagine typing on urban dictiannory
" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "
bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊
When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "
bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊
When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
by xFBIagent69x July 3, 2020
Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.
by CracklyNewt May 22, 2023
Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
You may think the FBI Squad has to do with the Federal Bureau of Institution, but it is just a friend group that works very much like the FBI. In order to be a part of the FBI, you must have certain qualities, such as honesty and responsibility. This friend group possess all these qualities and trust one another.
They have been through a lot together, as well as go through incomparable things with each other. You may not see it from the outside, but they are very close. From hangouts that make laugh so much, you’re gasping for air, to late night texts, stifling your laughter, trying not to wake up your parents, this group has it all. You don’t come across a group like this very often, so when you do become a part of the FBI Squad, be sure to enjoy every second of it.
They have been through a lot together, as well as go through incomparable things with each other. You may not see it from the outside, but they are very close. From hangouts that make laugh so much, you’re gasping for air, to late night texts, stifling your laughter, trying not to wake up your parents, this group has it all. You don’t come across a group like this very often, so when you do become a part of the FBI Squad, be sure to enjoy every second of it.
by soggybread October 29, 2019