sausage footprint

a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.

jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.

by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009

footpussy

when you use a chicks feet to make an orifice suitable for thrusting your tubesteak into, youve made a footpussy. may also be used to describe crangs body

her footpussy has toejam on it; thats one rank ass footpussy; blast that bodyless brain!

by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

Footpedalist

A person who has to play just the foot pedal on Rock Band due to an unskilled drumming friend.

Mike: Hey, lets play Rock Band.
Chris: Ok, dibs on drums, but you need to be my footpedalist.
Mike: Fine, but shouldn't you learn to use the footpedal since you are a drummer in a band?

by mikeekim91 October 11, 2008

fartpalm

When you facepalm with a hand you just farted on. Useful in analysis of the fart's contents. Especially potent when wearing knitted gloves or mittens.

I just fartpalmed and now my nose is burning. I have got to lay off the 4-alarm chili.

Ugh, dude! That's nasty. Fartpalm on your own time dude, not while i'm trying to enjoy my nachos!

by SoundSamK November 12, 2013

fartpartment

when you fart and it doesn't smell right away, but when you move, the fart escapes either a blanket, a baggy pair of pants, etc. The space where the fart hides is called the "fartpartment".

Clay: I accidentally let one slip as i was falling asleep. When i rolled over 20 min later and i got a brief, but intense whiff.

Ruben: It must have been hanging out in the fartpartment

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS June 20, 2014

fartphony

When you have excessive amount of gas and you let it out with a different length and tonality.

Listen, I've got one big fartphony for you, but it would be a smelly one too.

by mazafati May 29, 2018

Fartparty

At least 6 people sitting in a gym or public sauna, seemingly ignorant of the gigantic fart that is aggressively permeating their skin, hair and lungs.

I took a single step into the sauna at lifetime and realized those folks were in the middle of a fartparty! Either their noses were broke or they loved it -- I wasn't stickin around to ask which.

by Simpsonsmoviesucked May 7, 2018