The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
by B-rad Jenkins March 8, 2009

abreviation language formed of mostly one syl words to save on time and then inexplicably doubled or lengthened, thus defeating the purpose.
by That Rockstar Bre-Boots April 25, 2011

by accio.tom May 15, 2021

by Extended grab ass day April 11, 2019

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf
by The Tracer March 5, 2025

So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010

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by GHNARPPY July 19, 2024
