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Peggle Edging

When you're playing Peggle and you get the ball as close to the final peg as possible without touching it.
"I was playing Peggle the other day and I edged the final peg 5 times before I finally hit it"
"Call that Peggle Edging"
by dankusperpetalius December 9, 2020
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Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.
Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.
by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021
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Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.
I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.
by Black Brian March 25, 2022
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National Edging Day

Every march 2, instead of jacking and finishing, you are edging. Get your girlfriends or boyfriends and participate in this fun activity. Consensually of course. If you last less than 10 edges, you owe ur girlfriend or boyfriend a date.
Its national edging day. My stamina better be ready for this.
by Urbanskimulll March 2, 2022
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Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”
by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022
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Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge
Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it
by T1Dildo August 31, 2023
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Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.
Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
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