engauged 

The act of being betrothed to a friend of same or opposite sex, with no real intention of ever marrying...unless desperaetion or alcohol take you to such conclusions. Agreeing to marry someone for the fun of being able to shriek that you're getting married, even though you're not. Agreeing to marry someone so you can make imaginary wedding plans that you know will never happen, but sound lovely anyway.

"Kelsey and I proposed to each other with paper clip rings, it was so romantic, now we're engauged."

"Are you coming to the engaugement party? We'll be discussing why we'll end up with bags and cats...and cheat on each other men. There'll be cocktails of course."

"Those crazy bitches got engauged because they're sick of men."

"They're not really getting marrried, they're just engauged for fun."

engauged by Alana Howard February 1, 2008

Engayged 

When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.

Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.

Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.

Engayged by BigBlackBlick March 24, 2010

friendship engagement 

It's when you propose to become friends with someone!

Dan: Will you be friends with me?
Mooshoo: Yes, I will.
Dan: Yay! Let's let everyone know that we're in a friendship engagement now!

friendship engagement by Nicki Homer October 10, 2013

engagedtoatsushi

They are a sussy baka tiktoker, Who simps for a fucking furry man but we all love Him amiright? agree 😐 now.

A: Omg who is that?
B: Thats engagedtoatsushi 🙄 such a sussy baka 🥵

engagedtoatsushi by sussybakaman April 7, 2021

engagenal 

When you get engaged, but your girl is on her period so you go through the backdoor

Ah, man she said yes but she was on her period so we engagenaled.

engagenal by Jon palframan August 7, 2021

engagement moon 

A post engagement travel celebration where the future groom takes his future bride on a great vacation right after the engagement!

We traveled to the French Riviera on our Engagement Moon and my future bride showed off the 10 table ring engagement everyone!

engagement moon by Steelntime63 September 30, 2021

Engagement impatience

Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.

Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."

Engagement impatience by von groovy July 4, 2024