Emotionally disposable

when it's convenient for someone to completely disconnect from a person and be uncaring about the impact on that person

You are emotionally disposable to someome when they can cut you off from contact and conversation, and while you cry and grieve they could care less that you are crying and grieving.

by Lost in Louisiana October 5, 2018

ass ate emotionally

Wanting your ass ate emotionally means you want to have heart throbbing intercourse because you have a deep intimate emotional connection with someone.

I need my ass ate emotionally by you.

by sophalicious September 19, 2024

Emotionally Bipolar

To not know what one wants and constantly change one's mind relating to emotions and relationships.

Emotionally Bipolar example:
Says "I want a break." Two minutes later Says "why arnt you texting me"
Or
Says "I want kids with you." Then you say you want kids and they say "You want kids with me I don't want kids anymore"

by KBBx3 April 20, 2023

Emotionally Constipated

Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.

He's got so much love for her, but can't express it. The guy's totally emotionally constipated.

by Saikonaut December 28, 2023

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015

Emotionally Erect

When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement

I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.

by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024