A written request to have sex. Exactly like a booty call, but via email instead of the phone. We all know that sometimes you can't call (if your boss is near by, etc), so you issue a booty email instead.
1) Booty Email time: 4:30pm. Meet me in the janitor’s closet at 5:05pm.
2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?
2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?
by Toridragon July 28, 2006
Get the Booty Emailmug. by alanpvegas August 25, 2007
Get the email ninjamug. by MonkeyMarcel September 18, 2013
Get the email addymug. by fireman78 February 29, 2016
Get the email fluffmug. Similar to a bootie call, but through email.
When a person sends you an email asking you a question or requesting something from you, but once you answer their question or request you never hear from them again.
When a person sends you an email asking you a question or requesting something from you, but once you answer their question or request you never hear from them again.
Dude, Matt just emailed me for the answers to our assignment. After I sent him the answers I asked him for his notes, but never got a response.
Ah.... You're just his bootie email.
Ah.... You're just his bootie email.
by Dean Okimoto October 27, 2005
Get the bootie emailmug. (n.) Usually elaborately designed emails with webpage-like functionality, written with HTML (the language of the World Wide Web) rather than standard plaintext or basic formatted text, frequently used in corporate newsletters for a 'professional' appearance. Because email clients (especially Gmail) completely ignore W3C standards, these emails require a horrific mutilation of HTML and CSS, imposing coding atrocities such as nested <table> elements, an extremely limited number of supported image formats, inline CSS, discarded doctypes, character encoding declarations, and even the <head> element, deprecated HTML attributes for formatting, and complex workarounds for basic styling such as background images. Not only does the horrible markup appear like it is from 1996, it is rendered differently in different clients, making an email in Yahoo Mail look different from an email in Hotmail. Good HTML email is almost impossible for all but the best of webpage designers, and prevents use by disabled people who rely on screen reader software. Although HTML emails can look amazing if designed carefully, the current HTML email rendering is the most terrifying tragedy to ever disgrace the World Wide Web since Internet Explorer 6 (the anti-Christ of web browsers).
Also spelled as HTML e-mail.
(cf. HTML, e-mail)
Also spelled as HTML e-mail.
(cf. HTML, e-mail)
normal person: Damn, this HTML email has some chill graphics, I wish I could make my emails look like this. I love HTML emails!
webpage coder: Dafuq? Composing an HTML email is impossible! None of the CSS positioning works, and I can't even add a background image! I hate creating HTML emails! Good thing I'm getting paid mad skrilla to design this...
coder from 1996 (poor bastard): Whatevs, this is just like coding a normal HTML webpage from 1996 in MS-DOS edlin...
webpage coder: Dafuq? Composing an HTML email is impossible! None of the CSS positioning works, and I can't even add a background image! I hate creating HTML emails! Good thing I'm getting paid mad skrilla to design this...
coder from 1996 (poor bastard): Whatevs, this is just like coding a normal HTML webpage from 1996 in MS-DOS edlin...
by chillr October 11, 2013
Get the HTML emailmug. The ultimate damage control
Implies something just done was so heinously illegal and immoral that who did it should just delete their emails before they are hanged for treason and shamed by history.
Implies something just done was so heinously illegal and immoral that who did it should just delete their emails before they are hanged for treason and shamed by history.
When asked by her most trusted assistant how she could assist covering up their role in the death of Americans at Benghazi and the systematic destruction of Libya and Europe Hillary Clinton calmly told her, "Delete the Emails xD"
by Hillary4Prison June 11, 2016
Get the Delete The Emailsmug.