Booty Email

A written request to have sex. Exactly like a booty call, but via email instead of the phone. We all know that sometimes you can't call (if your boss is near by, etc), so you issue a booty email instead.

1) Booty Email time: 4:30pm. Meet me in the janitor’s closet at 5:05pm.

2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?

by Toridragon July 28, 2006

email ninja

To be so efficient and quick in replying to emails, it borders on Ninja skills.

Wow, Alan got that email sent out to the entire department in 1 minute! He is an email ninja!

by alanpvegas August 25, 2007

email addy

Addy is short for Address.

Give me your email addy so we can hook up.

by MonkeyMarcel September 18, 2013

email fluff

Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email

That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion

by fireman78 February 29, 2016

bootie email

Similar to a bootie call, but through email.
When a person sends you an email asking you a question or requesting something from you, but once you answer their question or request you never hear from them again.

Dude, Matt just emailed me for the answers to our assignment. After I sent him the answers I asked him for his notes, but never got a response.

Ah.... You're just his bootie email.

by Dean Okimoto October 27, 2005

email mitosis

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore

Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.

by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014

roadkill email

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.

by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010