Ella Shitzgerald

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.

Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.

by gregben December 31, 2021

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Les Eliased

Les Eliased is when someone who verbally fucks you in every way. They will not stop until they have destroyed you, no answer can ever be right, and even if it is they will make you feel like one dumb cunt. Being Les Eliased is like being roasted by Einstein in the form of Vince McMahon. Employees in any workplace live in fear of being Les Eliased

One time in a meeting someone disagreed with the outcome, my boss got up and Les Eliased his ass!

"Hey did you end up speaking to bobby about why he didn't give you that $50 back?" "Yeah I did, and I Les Eliased the fuck out of him"

by NoChance! October 20, 2017

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national ella day

national ella day is everyday quit your job and go spend every moment with her and just appreciate that she is in your life because you should feel so lucky you get the opportunity to have an ella

wow ella is just so amazing we love national ella day

by chicken on a beach June 15, 2022

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