effiminate

Lacking any masculine evidence.

I rendered the small boy effiminate in one CHOP

by larstait October 11, 2003

energy efficient

Marketing speak for "doesn't work worth a fuck". Only saves any appreciable energy by the placement of the "energy efficient" sticker, which discourages anyone from using it.

That "energy efficient" automatic door takes about five minutes to open, so everyone not in a wheelchair has learned to just open the door the old-fashioned way. Guess it really does save energy! What a piece of shit.

by GeneralSeptem November 30, 2013

efficientize

to make something better, to make it more efficient

wow found out a way to efficientize a windows machine (lol oxymoron)...

by Alexander Miles September 19, 2008

effing

it is a nicer way to say f*cking

martin : hey stee, you hair is ginger you effing glamyohorio.

stee: sozboz beef

by Steven Ayres January 13, 2008

Soviet Efficiency

A parody word of the way the soviet union operated usually very inefficiently because of sprawling beauocratic morasses. Also refers to systems that operate very poorly because of increased and unnecessary beauocracy.

In my home town the buses don't run on time because of the copious amount of beaurocracy involved in something called "the regional transport authority", they actually have a group of people who's sole purpose is to read out street names for the bus drivers!!!, In the soviet union anyone who wanted a job was usually given one....eventually when his "file" made it's way through the chain of beauocracy to the appropriate fielding office, in one case a man actually had a job watching cans though other positions needed filling the beauocrats made no effort to appropriately position him and invented a new job title, completely irrelevant of his actual skills.

by Conserfatife October 7, 2004

effin

A common way of spelling the term "fuck" on a web page, message board, etc. with a obsenity-censoring program.

Well, that's just effin uncool, man.

by Shadowlord June 18, 2006

South Effingham

A small high school in in the southern part of Effingham County in South Georgia. Known for their annoying herd of Mustangs and their failtastic football team. This is where all the hicks, rednecks, and inbreds go to school.

A: "Did that guy just kiss his sister?!"
B: "Yeah, they go to South Effingham."
A: "Ohhhh....that explains it."

by lolsmileyface2444 July 17, 2011