Edsel Ford

An Edsel Ford is a complete failure at life. Due to his predecessors' success in the auto industry, the remarkably banal career of Edsel Ford sets him apart as the least noteworthy individual in a lineage of greatness.

Dude1: "I ain't got a job, and i ain't got no hobbies."

Dude2: "You're an Edsel Ford!"

Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!"

by Corsair2080 February 7, 2009

Edsel the Centaur

referring to the great king edsel from nicaragua. edsel the centaur was the only living man who was half horse from the waist down. 2.) meaning that you are a great person if you get called or compare to "edsel the centaur" 3.) awesome mother fucker .

"man dude you remind me of edsel the centaur"
"what the fudge! that porn star reminded me of edsel the centaur"

by etheking1353 September 2, 2012

etzell

The best girl ever!!! Outgoing and funny, her joke always lands. Probably in theater, because with a personality as bright as etzells, you have to be on stage!! So incredibly talented. Like SO INCREDIBLY TALENTED!!! But probably doesn’t believe it. She can act, sing, dance, draw, she can do anything she sets her mind to. She probably has small feet. Loved by everyone, especially her friends and family. Charismatic and friendly. She’s definitely a people person. She’s soo intellectual too!! You cannot go wrong with Etzell !!

Me: I love Etzell!!
Friend 1: Me too!!
Friend 2: she’s so nice!!

by Zila May 2, 2018

Edella

A beautiful, kind, and talented girl who will always have your back. Just like her name, she is quite noble. Edella is crazy in a way which makes everyone love her even more. She is musically talented and her voice will transport you to another dimension. She tends to overwork herself and needs to take things slow. She has the power to awe the universe and will undoubtedly do so in the future.

“Wow! Edella is so amazing”
“I heard that Edella is going to sing today”

by Crazybananagurl February 18, 2019

edgelene

Edgelene is a beautiful gorgeous being whom loves to relax but never does

Edgelene is a name

by Sicik April 23, 2019

edelsa

edelsa is a majestical being. she likes to holler and her favorite snack is a cookie. she is the epitome of a miss thang and could possibly even murder her husband. not to bring weight into this but she can’t fit into some peoples close because she’s... nevermind.

“wow that bitch is crazy! she must be an edelsa.”

by soodoedum October 16, 2019

edelwina

Edelwina is a very generous and kind person and if you ask her for anything she will say yes, but sometimes people tend to take advantage of her. Her appearance is small and Edelwinas tends to be an older name. She loves to garden and loves to be outside and help people. She has ALOT of friends and always has someone over with her. So if you ever meet an Edelwina make sure to be as kind as she is to you!

Francis: " Could I borrow your sweater? "
Edelwina: " Yes of course, do you want it now?!"
Francis: "Thanks!"

by Hope Layhie September 17, 2020