A sorry excuse for a vampire. Instead of doing something incredibly awesome like exploding in the sun, he instead ruins the opportunity and glitters like a disney fairy. If blade were nearby, he would decapitate edward without even a second thought. Edward is pale to the point that most people would assume that he has skin cancer. He is the reason that global warming should be allowed to continue.
by nx7oee March 25, 2009
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by Zackb7 August 15, 2021
Get the EDAR mug.Eduardo Rodriguez is a genuine person. An amicable, comical, and sharp-witted human being that continuously reflects upon himself and those around to find areas of improvement. Given his imperfections, as bad as they may be, he will always find ways to ameliorate any situation. Due to these minior imperfections, he is reserved and quite around different people to not offend anyone. His clothing manner and haircuts are always on point. Eduardo is aficionado when it comes to music, and enjoys late night listening to lofi-beats.
Literally anyone: "What your name?"
Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."
Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."
Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."
Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."
by The Truth and Nothing More. January 26, 2023
Get the Eduardo Rodriguez mug.A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.
Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!
by craziness15 February 7, 2010
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"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009
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Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.
by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009
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