Wonky Edge

The oposite of straight edge.

"dude im straight edge"
"oh really, well uh im wonky edge"

by GlamTrash December 28, 2009

edgehog

a passenger at the bus who hogs the aisle seat

I rode the bus with the ultimate edgehog! I had to squeeze my way to the window seat.

by tatm artista July 14, 2007

straight edge

A board, or piece of wood or metal, having one edge perfectly straight, used to ascertain whether a line is straight or a surface even, and for drawing straight lines.

"Are you straight edge?"
"Did you just call me a fucking ruler?"

by Brian Y. October 29, 2005

Edges

Edges are when a sista gets her weave put in and the weave is sticking out because it's not braided tight enough into her natural hair.

Girl, I thank i'm finna sweat my edges out.

by Bianca DeSantis December 12, 2007

skate edge

straight edge skateboarding or longboarding

look at that kid skating while not smoking weed, he must be skate edge

by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007

ATS Edgelord

A particular user of the internet conspiracy forum "AboveTopSecret". Generally a member of the "alt-right", the ATS Edgelord fancies themselves smarter than most. These individuals often hold epistemological nihilistic beliefs, and a clear lack of topical understanding. An "ATS Edgelord" will often try to bully, belittle, and "out conspiracy" others.

Simon knew he was dealing with a typical ATS Edgelord when he was told "both sides are the same, man" and accused of being a Soros-paid internet shill for the so-called 'Deep State'.

by DanteGaland January 6, 2018

no edges

When your hair line looks like it is running away from your face and the only place you have hair is your eye brows

Dang she look bald she ain't got NO EDGES

by Bunny1234 April 9, 2017