Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 13, 2018

Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

Earthquak

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

by Not_a_Zip April 17, 2011

Pennsylvania Earthquake

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.

Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.

by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021

Earthquake Kink

When the idea of earthquakes or wanting to experience an earthquake turns you on. Wanting to be dominated by someone or something that goes by the name of earthquake.

The sheer wonder and thought of getting dominated by her friend Earthquake whilst experiencing an earthquake finally lead her to have an intense earth-shattering orgasm
She got off by the sheer thought of being dominated by an earthquake

She thought it was hot seeing her friend experience an earthquake like orgasm. That’s when she knew she had an earthquake kink

by cccccc! April 25, 2025

Dirty Earthquake

Secret technique used to fuck bitches

"Hey you wanna do the dirty earthquake? " *Girl gets on top while guy shakes furiously under her like he's having a seizure*

by BigNutTsunami May 28, 2019