french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

deprived earlobe

When someone takes out a giant gauge in their ear so it droops low and it becomes flappy

Jack:*sees person take out giant gauge*
Jack:*turns to friend* aye bro look at the mf deprived earlobe

by Duncan4456 May 19, 2018

stinky earlobes

Is a top 5 insult that will obliterate your opponent. A last resort only to be used when your in danger.

F150 driver: trump is a good president

Any sane human being: no

F150 driver: well ur ugly

Any sane human: well you have stinky earlobes

F150 driver: *fucking disintegrates*

by jejfjfjrjjrns June 12, 2020

wired earbuds

The most annoying thing ever

John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled

by Aaaaron S December 30, 2021

penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

by Bruuuuuu😭 October 2, 2022

Eurobear

A muscular european male who performs felatio upon the fallus of another equally hairy male whereupon recieving 'man goo' upon his moustache. Eurobears are also renowned for recieving anal intrusion from other men, posing infront of mirors and camaras, and the eating of waffles.

Oh my god this picture of a eurobear is far too gay to look at on my own.
J. did you see that eurobear surfing, he had hair protuding from his wetsuit.
S. Yes i believe he was wearing a beater underneath it.

by rodgering April 29, 2008

Earbashing

non-stop chatter

"Oh My GAWD! DID YOU WATCH PASSIONS TODAY!! JULIAN IS MARRIED TO WHATSHERFACE@!!!!! etc etc..."

by aenema August 16, 2003