Ernesto

Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.

Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?

Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.

Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo

by Chenzo.ernesto January 19, 2022

the ernst

n, a category 5 hurricane of shit that spills from one's anus. It requires stability and usually involves a momentary lift off from the ground. First discovered by legendary toliet spelunker, Ben Ernst. His technique was only surpassed by the magnitude of destruction left in his wake

I was just in the men's bathroom until the winds picked up and I thought the world was going to end. In the confusion, I realized that it was only Ben in the end stall, unleashing the Ernst on that poor little white toliet

by EUTKY October 20, 2008

Earnest

A guy that steal yo girl and is built different😈

Yo my girl was taken by earnest

by addison..onie November 8, 2020

Ernesto

A super hot guys most even call him daddy he’s also good at fortnite and in bed

Did you see Ernesto play fortnite he’s a god

by Pipi June 2, 2018

Ernesto

The beastly one. The most sexiest man alive. Not a beaner. The best.

WOW! Michelle, did you see Ernesto's dick!

by ErnestoShaker January 24, 2009

Ernesta

Strong black woman that never gives up! Keeps striving against all odds.

Be an Ernesta, when everyone says you can't, prove that you can!!

by Phattz February 3, 2010

Ernst & Young

A place where females in certain offices get paid significantly more than their male counterparts so that they don't blackmail the managing partner for grabbing their butt at the holiday party.

Amy is getting her MBA paid for by Ernst & Young because Partner Bob thinks she is hot, while Jeff can't even take one night class.

by Jeff1234 April 15, 2006