English 

Complete utter shit head wankers stuck of their own arse fucking faggots they shag sheep and shag each other because their fairy’s

I seen a gay porn store and it had hundreds of English men in it buying the stuff

English by Killallapaksi123 December 5, 2021

English 

The yellow folder in school

Everybody disagrees on the English folder's color.

English by The-Dino-Cow-(moo) February 12, 2022

English 

Probably the most gay lesson and literally no one cares about it.

Person 1: Yo what lesson we got next?

Person 2: English

Person 1: (Proceeds to shove umbrella up ass, and open it)

English by englishissobadlol March 10, 2022

English 

It’s a language.

I SPEAK ENGLISH!!

English by urmomscat April 28, 2022

English 

English is overly complicated

WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed

English by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

English 

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence

English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”

English by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

english 

A very good language.

I like english.

english by fm74 July 26, 2022