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England is where all the roadmen are. Don’t go there.
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England

Is a shitehole usually hated by any of it's previous colonies

1) Scotland absolutely fucking hate England

2)Catholics, Republicans and Nationalists of Norn Iron FUCKING HATE ENGLAND TO THE CORE

3)Anyone from Ireland (understandably)

4)Any African country they colonised and brutally supressed the people in for example. South Africa

5)Any American except the government and the don't know the difference between uk and gb

6)Last but not least, all French monarchy(though we all know what happened to them
Scotish fella: Do you hate England

Cath from NI: Eigh I feckin' hate 'em

Irish lad: same 'ere

Any African person who's country they : Fucking hate the place

American lad(he is 0.00000000000001% Irish): Absolutely hate 'em

Louis XVI: 💀
by Dr Fictious November 16, 2022
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EngLand

Thou mightiest tis` thee nation that will tis` destroy thy french scallywags.
Thou fugel French shall be put tis` subject to thy British throne. They watch tis` groke as we feast on thou massive feasts. Thy mumpsimus French sall be executed to defend thou KING HENERY Vlll, they send snollygosters into thy parliament to make us subject to "LoUiS" of the Francish Empirium. FOR EngLand!
by Kameron exe April 22, 2021
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England

Filled with people who laugh at the U.S.A, but really they do it to distract themselves from the truth that they are worse.
England is worse than the USA.
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<noun> Geography;

The largest and most populous country in Great Britain, the largest island of an archapelago located 20 miles to the North-West of the European continent. England has borders with Scotland and Wales; Elsewhere, it is mainly bounded by the North sea and the English Channel.
It's capital city is London, which is also it's main economical and governmental heart. The government itself is known as a parliamentary democracy consisting of political parties whose members are elected into 'seats' in the House of Commons. Each member represents a constituency (usually a city or group of towns) and if elected is then known as an MP or Member of Parliament.
The Monarchy of England is symbolic and plays no powerful role in the political system, although they are the rulers of the State, and the Commonwealth by name.
London is also the capital city of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, with it's members: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (in order of land mass).
Britain had the largest empire ever known, covering just under one third of the Earth's surface, on which "the sun never set."

==> The name 'England' derives from "Angle-Land" from the Anglo-Saxons who settled here in the 4th-8th centuries A.D. Which also explains foreign names for our country, e.g. "Angleterre" in French.
ENGLISH PERSON: "I am from England."

ENGLISH PERSON 2: "Oh. Me too."
by Stuart Fletcher May 15, 2005
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greatest country in the world, unfortunately with the stupidest prime minister in the world, and the only reason america is actually there!
england rocks,so much more than america it's almost untrue!
by philash July 15, 2008
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