national emergency

A phrase used when you want something real bad.

I want that wall so I'll declare a national emergency.

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017

Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

by Madz108 March 7, 2023

State of Emergency

a Crazy Playstation 2 video game. in this game, shadow corporation overthrows America government and takes control of whole USA state, most people simply calls them "Corporation". this company is like combination of Disney and EA and much worst. they make everyone their slaves, turns off the rights of freedom and give a lot of people pain and suffering. however years later the underground group called "Freedom" starts riots in "Capitol City" and the Corporation declares State of Emergency. in this game you can litterally fucking blow up every Corporation shop, kill hundreds of Corporation cops, swat, military with many weapons in the game. is fun blowing everything in your way.

Person 1: Hey did you ever know "State of Emergency"?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I used to blow everything and kill so much Corporation cops.

"Smash the Corporation!" "Long live Freedom!!"

by GreenPigwithHelmet September 7, 2021

anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

Fake Emergency

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.

They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.

by AR2021 July 4, 2021

emergency fifth

That special fifth of whiskey or scotch you keep tucked away for when shit hits the fan

John got dumped and fired in the same day so he busted out the emergency fifth

by SeargentSlaughter January 26, 2011