by GreekNostalgia June 4, 2019

A deadly virus named after the Ebola river near Africa. It have over 70% chance of killing you when you have Ebola. The virus started in Africa in 1973 when the people live there ate a fruit bat and got Ebola.
The recent outbreak of Ebola happened in 2014 at West Africa and had now past to the US. Once you get Ebola, you will probably die from it because there is no cure for it and you have to have good immune system to cure it. Many people are donating money to find a cure for the deadly disease.
The recent outbreak of Ebola happened in 2014 at West Africa and had now past to the US. Once you get Ebola, you will probably die from it because there is no cure for it and you have to have good immune system to cure it. Many people are donating money to find a cure for the deadly disease.
person: Hey you got Ebola you don't look so good.
another person: ahredhbasa help meeeee!!!!!!!!!! (dead in one second)
another person: ahredhbasa help meeeee!!!!!!!!!! (dead in one second)
by swagMaster November 20, 2014

Woah! Look at that ebolas!
by VesiMeloN February 26, 2019

by Church Of Loyle September 10, 2023

A highly infectious agent with a 90% mortality rate. First discovered in 1976, it has an incubation period of 7-10 days. After the incubation period, the host suddenly becomes depersonalized, the internal organs begin to hemorrhage, the epidermis begins to fill up with blood, resulting in the skin almost coming off. The internal intestines hemorrhage, resulting in a sloughing of the gut, and every orifice (including the anus) begins to seep blood. It can only be spread through liquids, including mist in the air.
Britney: I am learning about how deadly ebola is, I sure hope I don't catch it, it has a mortality rate of 90%!
John: You must be thinking of Ebola Zaire. Don't worry, it can only be spread through direct contact with the blood, or through water particles in the air.
John: You must be thinking of Ebola Zaire. Don't worry, it can only be spread through direct contact with the blood, or through water particles in the air.
by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

The safe way to greet or say goodbye to people when highly infectious diseases are spreading through your town, country, or planet.
Usually delivered by a gentle sideways bump.
Usually delivered by a gentle sideways bump.
by weblizard March 18, 2020
