eastern tech

A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :

1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.

2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!

3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fuckingsophomore January 22, 2010

Eastern Wayne High School

A degenerate school full of Yee Yee boys and country thots. Worst place to attend high school. Baseball cards are stolen often.

A-“Wow did you hear that Cierra goes to Eastern Wayne High School?”
B-“I thought she dropped out, she’s too amazing for that school!”

by TuttiFruity420-69 September 19, 2019

Eastern Montana

This is the area that is east of the divide, but this does not include Southwest Montana. Helena, the capital is in this region but the people are a hybrid between Southwest, Eastern, and Western Montana. People in Eastern. The futher east you go, the more like North Dakota it becomes, both in terms of terrain and people there being reminiscent of many Midwesterners. This area also include the Hi-Line, which forms most of the state's border with Canada.

Eastern Montana has a very small population.

by New English December 20, 2008

Eastern philosophy

Eastern philosophy is a major street gang, originated in Calgary AB. spread across north America. extremely violent. among the best lock smiths around, stole 2,000-3,500 luxury vehicles in 07-08. gang rivals, bloods crips. have been charged with upwards of 120 murders world wide.
will defend profits at all cost, violent brutal gang not to be messed with.

eastern philosophy deady

by squak August 4, 2010

Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

by archimedest August 2, 2006

Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

by archimedest September 7, 2008

Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble

(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face

by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018