The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.
Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!
by ChaseSVA January 24, 2008
Get the electile dysfunction mug.1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results. Sometimes called "CD".
2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.
3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.
2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.
3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.
It was difficult living with Collaborative Dysfunction. No matter how hard my team worked, we could never get our results up. Once we began using Confluence, though, our performance uplift was unbelievable!
by MichaelScott?! October 24, 2012
Get the Collaborative Dysfunction mug.Jay; "Dude, what's up with that guy over there? He hasn't stopped belching since I got here!"
Larry: "Oh that's Chuck, he suffers from erructile dysfunction."
Larry: "Oh that's Chuck, he suffers from erructile dysfunction."
by BuffDudeTotally February 9, 2014
Get the erructile dysfunction mug.When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.
Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018
Get the Auto Correctile Dysfunction mug.Playing a video game so badly, you are ashamed to own anything having to do with video games in general.
Guy 1:Did you see Tom get pwned in the Madden Challenge Tournament yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah. Classic case of gamectile dysfunction.
Guy 1:Total pwnage
Guy 2:Yeah. Classic case of gamectile dysfunction.
Guy 1:Total pwnage
by Kramnelladoow April 5, 2007
Get the Gamectile Dysfunction mug.When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.
I have erectile dysfunction
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
Get the Erectile dysfunction mug.When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.
by Anal_dysfunction January 19, 2011
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