Call of Duty

A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.

Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!

by The_Seeker-337 December 30, 2016

Call Of Duty

A gaming platform where you get called a gay bitch constantly and get killed by 3 year olds

"lets go play battlefield 4 because call of duty is pissing me off with the squeakers"

by KnightTalos March 30, 2015

Duty Snatch

Another term for the back snatch, turd cutter, chocolate starfish.

"She was on the rag so we put the Duty (poop) Snatch to work"

"We were low on cash so she hit the corner to put her snatch on duty... Duty Snatch"

by snatcher12 April 15, 2013

Call of Duty

One of the reasons why you're single

Michelle: Ever wonder why you're single
Dave: Why?
Michelle: Because you play Call of Duty!

by xXxUDxXx September 21, 2016

Call of Duty

The reason I want to die.

Mike: Hey Jim want to play call of duty?
Jim: Fuck you Mike.

by yzAx November 17, 2016

Booty Duty

Getting your freak on with a soldier before said person is deployed...

"Damn girl! You sure did your booty duty last night!"

by listen-to-da-b August 17, 2003

Duty Call

Much like a Booty Call, this occurs when a dude calls another dude at an ungodly hour (possibly drunk) to play Call of Duty.

Dude1: "Hey, what's up, you... awake?"
Dude2: "Dude, it's 2:30 in the morning."
Dude1: "Yeah, I just got home from the bar. You, uh, you want to come over and play some Modern Warfare 2?"
Dude2: "Dude, I can't be your Duty Call tonight, I have work in the morning."
Dude1: "C'mon, I need you... to help clear out the favela on veteran in spec ops mode."
Dude2: "I'm there, my job sucks anyway."

by HardluckMovies November 20, 2009