durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004

Durfing

The act of being very hungover. You wake up and know that you need water but you feel that if you drink any you will get the hot spits. Durfing often leads to becoming hungry towards the end of the durf day. When you order food, you cant actually eat it because you will vomit. If you get very drunk the night before the durf, it is not terribly uncommon to have a 2 day durf.

OMG dude i am durfing so hard today... I should not have had that second half gallon last night. How is your durf?

by bentl1jb January 9, 2011

Durfgasm

When orgasming so intensely, that a literal substance oozes from your durf or taint. This is often awful smelling and foul.

Fuck man, Billy's mom has wicked crazy durfgasms!

Dude, that chick durfgasmed all over my ballsack and now it smells like 30 year old fish oil!

by Lucas Auraleus, The Chode June 27, 2006

durfter

during and after, without any regard for before

I enjoyed myself immensely durfter the party.

by Waterworld November 9, 2008

durfing

Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)

The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.

by scaresothers May 1, 2012

durff

the area between the scrotum and the anus. named after the noise you make when someone kicks you there.

"you bitch! you kicked me in the durff

by slimey January 13, 2005

durfer

someone who thinks (or acts like) they are all good at surfing but really sucks.

Also, a loser, poser, idiot, etc.

Lizzy is most definitely a durfer.

by Double D collaboration May 23, 2006