The act of shitting in the back of a toilet and then covering it so it smells up the entire bathroom and no one can find the source.
Bro 1: dude dont go in there its gonna smell for weeks.
Bro 2 : Why?
Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!
Bro 2 : Why?
Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!
by laxbro116 February 21, 2011

by Shady Jeff June 30, 2006

by t.j. a.k.a. toe jam February 28, 2017

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.
We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.
by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

by Luggnut January 30, 2022

A medium to large lad from the city of Sheffield don't leave your bricks around this man as he will take them he claims to play rugby but can't even catch a kick. He will often touch a wild killer keemstar kiran and hates Izzy swindles
by Butterfingerz September 26, 2017
