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drink someone under the table 

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
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drink till you shit club 

The consumption of alcohol until complete loss of bowel control occurs (thus shit in your pants)
Oh look the sergant shit his pants!! now he is in the drink till you shit club

drink till you drop party

officialy the best type of party. Usually involving more alcalhol than usual parties as you can sleep wherever you drop
is it a drink till you drop party ? Yeah. Sweet extra crate of beer in that case

Drink Your Milkshake 

Inspired by the 2008 film "There Will Be Blood", the phrase "I drink your milkshake!" is used to indicate oneupmanship or getting the better of someone.
Did you see that dunk? He drank his milkshake.

You want a piece of me? I'll drink your milkshake!

drink like a fish 

He was unaware of the danger that could come to him if he were to drink like a fish and as a result he almost succumbed to alcohol poisoning.

drink bleach

Term used to describe anything unpleasant.
I got invited to a baby shower on Sunday, I'd rather DRINK BLEACH!
drink bleach by T. M. December 28, 2005

drink responsibly 

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
drink responsibly by David March 24, 2008