I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022
Get the face diaper mug.A small child that wears diapers, and has a BIG LOAD of shit in their diaper and needs to be changed, but when you try to grab them to change the diaper they bolt across the house running fast dashing from room to room.
Look at that diaper dasher go!!!!!!! Grab em quick corner him over there go go go go . . . . get em!
by JoeyJawBreakers May 5, 2008
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1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum
1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
Get the soiled his diaper mug.This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.
Created in 2008.
Created in 2008.
by Numb-Shack resident October 7, 2010
Get the Diaper Drunk mug.Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.
by gjohnso October 6, 2010
Get the rape drapes mug.When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!
Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.
by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013
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I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
by funkngonuts January 14, 2019
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