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A guy who tries so hard to be sexy that he comes off looking like a fruit.

or

A whiny pussy.
Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag!!

Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!
douchebag by Red D. March 2, 2008
(n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.
(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag."

(2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"
douchebag by anonymeow December 24, 2009
Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.
Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!
douchebag by not-a-douche-bag!$% August 25, 2009
brother in-laws who treat their wives and children like shit, and who expect their wife's parents to support him. This is a man who laughs and tells his 9 year old daughter she is fat, and who stalks his wife
You are a douchebag, my text messages are none of your business. You do not need to know about every conversation that goes on between me and my friends so you can interrogate me.
douchebag by kissmy*** October 18, 2009
A person in a position of authority who does things to impede the progress of the individual and sometimes Humanity. A douchebag also neglects to realize that their God-like complex is very transparent and that any form of politeness directed towards them is a mere formality.
Douchebags are often seen in pairs for fear of being outnumbered and often make decisions that provide themselves with physical, statistical and a documented advantage
Why do police have to be such Douchebags

Wow, even when not in uniform; he's still a douchebag
douchebag by Sallie_420 October 15, 2006
A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.
"That dude broke into a house, killed the dog, raped the wife in front of the family, then drank the last of the beer! What a douchebag!"
douchebag by ronin July 9, 2004