by Harrysavage January 23, 2023
Get the Douche canoemug. When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
by Lilapowers June 17, 2018
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018
Get the Douche Canoemug. A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. by ray90 November 15, 2018
Get the Douche Canoemug.