dorm baby

Roommate gives birth to baby. Baby lives in dorm for the benefit of the roommates.

I need a dorm baby or I will die

You know what will get me through finals…a dorm baby

by Princesspoppy111111111 December 13, 2023

dorm

to sleep; derived from the Spanish word "dormir"

Austin: "Wow Mike is dorming so hard on my bed!"

by mennifer_jollica March 9, 2021

The Grove Dorms

The Grove is a cluster of four primarily freshman-designated dorms at Grand Canyon University. The Grove has never had one night of peace between the late night gatherings in the field, the constant fire alarms being set off, the parties and the students’ tendency to howl out their windows at night. The Grove Dorms are much fancier than your average dorm room, which would make more sense housing adults as nice studio apartments than college freshman.

Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.

Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)

and Willow (aka WillHoe)

Guy #1: where are you living this year?

Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!

Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then

Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?

Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong

by insecureitalian October 31, 2021

Incest Dorm

A Fordham residence hall (name we won’t mention). If you don’t kiss the homies goodnight, give them head on their birthday, and take group showers you’re not valid.

Bro what’s the incest dorm?

Who even says that?

by CocksorryCockImeanCocksorryMom September 27, 2021

Dorm Shower

A college ritual in which an individual of any gender kneels in a communal shower space and allows a group of people (usually men) to collectively urinate on them.

It can be used as a hazing ritual, a collective punishment or humiliation, or as a sexual practice. Mostly confined to colleges and universities due to the communal shower and living spaces.

"Hey, man! Did you hear about C? He got caught with B's girl, we're doing a dorm shower tonight!"

by blaiddblondie July 30, 2025

Dorm Gremlin

A roommate, typically in a college dorm, who is rarely seen during daylight hours but becomes active late at night.

"I swear I bought a full bag of Doritos yesterday, but the dorm gremlin must have gotten to them last night."

by Proney September 9, 2025

Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025