You are dash-diving someone when you are about to be caught driving down the street with some random in your passenger seat and you catch a glimpse of your posse up ahead. Rather than them seeing you with someone beneath your 'pay scale', you quickly grab your passenger behind their head and swiftly duck their noggin' out of the line of sight and under the dashboard.
She: "What the hell are you doin'? Are you dash-diving me from your friends?"
He: No way! It looked like those guys were going to throw a rock toward us and I didn't want you to get hit.
She: I call B.S., you were dash-diving me you creep!
He: No way! It looked like those guys were going to throw a rock toward us and I didn't want you to get hit.
She: I call B.S., you were dash-diving me you creep!
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Get the dash-diving mug.He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
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It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.
Mary: I walked past someone today spouting about how "9 is divine". What a fucking weirdo.
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
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Get the Divina mug.Salvia divinorum is a soft-leaved green plant, native to Southern Mexico, which contains a powerful psychoactive chemical known as Salvinorin. S. divinorum has been used traditionally in Mexico for healing and divination and became available in the underground psychedelic culture around the world starting in the early 1990's. S. divinorum is also known as "la pastora" / "the shepherdess", "the leaves of the shepherdess", "diviner's mint" or "diviner's sage", and in context simply as "Dalvia". There are many species and varieties within the genus 'Salvia' and plants commonly found in garden stores are almost certainly not S. divinorum unless specifically labelled as such.
Strong effects can be difficult to attain from smoking dried leaf, but extracts and potency-bred leaves can cause dramatic, sometimes frightening, and completely enfolding entheogenic mind-states. Many people who try S. divinorum do not find the effects at all pleasant and choose not to repeat the experience. Salvia divinorum is traditionally used by chewing pairs of leaves. Modern use includes both smoking and chewing the leaves. When the leaves are chewed, the quid and bitter juice are held in the mouth to increase absorption
Strong effects can be difficult to attain from smoking dried leaf, but extracts and potency-bred leaves can cause dramatic, sometimes frightening, and completely enfolding entheogenic mind-states. Many people who try S. divinorum do not find the effects at all pleasant and choose not to repeat the experience. Salvia divinorum is traditionally used by chewing pairs of leaves. Modern use includes both smoking and chewing the leaves. When the leaves are chewed, the quid and bitter juice are held in the mouth to increase absorption
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