sympathy seeking disorder

Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.

All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.

by Pal in Oz May 14, 2014

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.

I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021

Chronic Disorder

when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder

Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder

by MurdaTape September 10, 2014

Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010

Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder

Can be shortened to OKCD. Commonly found in teenagers that engage in illegal activities (such as smoking marijuana). Symptoms include feeling the need to skip school to go to cudi concerts, periodically posting cudi lyrics as your Facebook status, experiencing elation and relaxation only while listening to cudi songs, and bonding with other people simply on the basis of a mutual love for the same artist.

My friend Stan exhibits all the symptoms of Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder and I'm worried that he may have to seek professional psychiatric help very soon.

by StanTheMan1227 November 4, 2010

World Of Warcraft Disorder

A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It's extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them help as soon as you can. It's transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.

There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player's inability to leave the chair because of the skin's fusing to the leather.

Joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a windows '96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of World Of Warcraft Disorder. His face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.

by WOWD Killed my friend January 16, 2011

fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009