Diche

Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.

The new guy is a diche!

by GHAK December 15, 2008

dichwad

a mispelt word of dick wad

kylie done this - she's a dumbass

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

dichotomy

its like... opposites. for example, dick cheney and mother teresa would be a dichotomy

the zebra was a horse till it got blasted by the dichotomizing ray

by jason August 25, 2003

Dichhead

A safer word to use in school, or around others to call someone a 'dickhead'.

instead of 'mr rogerson is such a dickhead'

it would be

'mr rogerson is such a dichhead'

by Tulipfreak December 23, 2008

Dichotomous

Dichotomous: A word that you don't know the meaning of, but you use because it is long and sounds educated. Common responses are either calling your bitch ass out, or responding as indicated in the example.

Dichotomous. Yeah I can do that too: paraphernalia. Doesn't make you sound any smarter, ass hole.

by Irony inspired motherfucker November 22, 2005

dichotomy

A division, usually into to opposite parts.

To take something and split it into two opposite parts.

The rivalry between the East Coast and West Coast incited a dichotomy between the genres of music.

Think of a Magnet... if you were able to split the North end from the South end, that would be a dichotomy of a magnet.

by Qube August 26, 2003

Dicho

A social media app where you ask your followers questions and you get a real-time graphic of how they're answering.

"Hey man did you answer the Dicho that Carl posted today?"

"I asked an anonymous Dicho today about whether or not you ever peed the bed in college."

by Asking June 21, 2013