Lonely Depot

Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.

“Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019

The Homo of the Depot

My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.

Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.

by John Gettin Doe July 29, 2020

empty to the depot

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.

"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"

by threebythree February 27, 2009

Depot soda

A depot soda is the drink (traditionally a white monster) you grab from the cooler on your way into Home Depot. You sip it while browsing and then leave it empty somewhere in the store without paying for it.

“PUT DOWN THE GODDANN DEPOT SODA AND HELP ME LOAD THESE SHEET GOODS ONTO THE CART”

by Fuck_production December 5, 2021

Depotent

The opposite of omnipotent, Having negative Unlimited power and being the lowest of mortals.

That dude Hudson is depotent

by Depotent man May 4, 2019

Kaitlyn from home depot

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot

Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!

by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022