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vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick
Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.
by Macdonsa May 3, 2009
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Lesbian in denial

Someone who likes girls, and only girls but will not admit it.
Chelsea: Jasmine is soo cute x
Bekah: You're so gay.
Geo: Yes, she is.
Chelsea: No I'm not, I could like penis if I really wanted.
Bekah: Okay, how about him *Points to gorgeous boy*
Geo: He's hot.
Chelsea: ....Ew...Aw look Jasmine :
Bekah: You're gay.
Chelsea: No....I'm not...
Bekah: You are such a lesbian in denial.
by Dontanwserthat April 1, 2009
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Denville

Denville is a town in northern New Jersey noted for its many lakes. People who live in the lake communities of denville are members of their own cult, and often inbreed. People who live in other parts of Denville are generally rich, stuck-up pieces of hell. Denville is located in "The Hub of Morris County", which happens to be the 3rd wealthiest county in the nation. The cops in Denville are convinced that they serve a purpose, but all they really do is write speeding tickets for motorists on franklin road, which desperately needs to be a 35 mph zone, and not 25. Who cares if the people on franklin get run over, i mean, it goes through Indian Lake; if a few cult members get taken out, it will be for the greater good.

Denville has a very quaint center of town, which is definitely one if its redeeming qualities. Don't get me wrong there are many worse places in morris county (i.e. mountian lakes).
Denville Resident #1: Thank god the demographics of denville are as follows: 98.3% caucasian, 1.7% asian, 0% black, 0% hispanic.

Denville Resident #2: Amen to that, brother. Those are good numbers indeed.
by g-man12345 December 4, 2007
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Denali

Denali comes from the Native American word for Great One. Denali is also known as the amazing, confident, strong and smart girl next door who manages to do everything better than you and for some reason puts up with your bullshit even though your an asshole. She is very easy to have long conversations with and is always willing to try new things. Denali loves dark chocolate and to know that she is cared for. She carrys a lot that she'll never show to anyone, but doesn't let that get in her way of being super awesome and a great friend. Last but greatest she IS the most beautiful woman that you have ever met and loves the fuck out of everyone.
Denali is that awesome girl that I wants to be around and have not hate me.
by thatjoshdude March 5, 2013
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Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009
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Fat Denial

a condition where a person, generally a female, is in denial about their size.

they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).

they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.
Girl (size 14): "Hold on girl I'm going to try on these pants"

** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room

Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"

Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"
by darlingbritt24 February 6, 2012
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Facebook Denial Period

The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.
"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"
by Edinburghssuiteheart August 19, 2009
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