wank debt

When you haven't had a wank for several days.

I didn't have a wank yesterday, I'm gonna have to get rid of my wank debt by having 2 this evening.

by JesusIsADickhead February 16, 2012

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Friendly Debt Rotation

Buying things for your friends with the understanding that they will cover you next time and not be a cheap-ass parasite.

"Shit, I spent my last $20 on that gigalo."
"I'll get your Taco Bell tonight. No worries."
"Are you sure?"
"As long as you cover my White Castle tomorrow. Friendly Debt Rotation."

by rbnsprkls July 4, 2012

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When you need a nap really bad, but don't have time -- so you consume caffeine and/or energy drinks, postponing the nap. This incurs nap debt, which will have to be repaid later in the day with interest.

A: I'm really tired, I should take a nap but I have a meeting in 10 minutes
B: Just grab a red bull!
A: ugh, I don't want to incur more nap debt, it'll kill my afternoon

by omgsrsIcantbelieveyourequireit December 18, 2013

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Fuck debt

When one is all out of fucks but must give a few more, he or she enters into fuck debt.

i'm all out of fucks to give. Do you really want to make me go into fuck debt?

by Fatcox November 17, 2016

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Burp Debt

The feeling one gets when the process of swallowing air in the attempt to release a burp results in no belch, but an uneasy sensation in the stomach due to a buildup of the air one has just swallowed.

'Burp debt' - much like the monetary loan - is often paid in one swift 'payment' of gas or in smaller, residual chunks.

Esteban: "Bro are you okay? you look a bit disgruntled..."
Oleg: "No biggie just a bit of burp debt"

by Willy Melon June 18, 2017

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