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Dairy Queen

A ice cream place that any 7 year old kid will beg you to get for him.
An expensive as hell price for any of their products.
MOM!!! MOM!!!!!! CAN WE GO TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GET A LARGE BLIZZARD??????????
by wat027 January 12, 2022
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dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”
Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.
by Stenlee May 23, 2018
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Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.
Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.
by HamB4clam October 7, 2019
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dairy fust

A spoonerism for "fairy dust". See definition of spoonerism.
That sticker looks like it's covered in dairy fust!

The dairy fust in my vajayjay is real itchy, I need a shower.

I found dairy fust in your boxers! You betta not be cheatin!

You: Ke$ha is awesome!
Me: Her? She's the dairy fust queen.
by Grammre Natsi October 30, 2011
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dairy goat

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."
by ChelleShay October 3, 2016
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dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.
My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.
by señor snatch March 16, 2015
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Dairy Fresh

When one releases a fresh fart into a crisp cup of milk
here's your dairy fresh bro
by queef queen 08 January 9, 2014
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