dad 

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser

Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!

dad by frabrizio April 21, 2018

Dad 

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

Dad by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

Dad 

The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back

Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years

Dad by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018

Dad 

Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.

"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"

Dad by moppinggurl June 5, 2018

Dad 

Gone.

man 1: Hey man where's your dad?
man 2: Gone.

Dad by notlapa October 22, 2018

Dad 

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

Dad by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

DAD 

You’ll always use this word if you are a mutual with @siswithsins in twitter and the meaning behind it is not sexual, if u know @siswithsins she always talk to sugar daddies online and it’s always makes her happy and joyful so she uses the word DAD to show you how she feels and the word is not all about her , her mutuals sometimes say( Sksksks DAD I LOVE U )to each other and this word was created to kill uwu if you have no idea

Pr1:OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED

Pr2:YES DAD ME TOO

DAD by SISTER SINS September 26, 2018