Driving to Massachusetts

Another word for masturbating.

The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."

The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.

10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"

Dad: "He's masturbating."

10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"

Dad: "Yes."

by Jenn_is_a_Warrior June 24, 2008

Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010

Driving a Salt Truck

(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.

Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.

by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010

driving fast

driving over the speed limit in a way to arrive at a predetermined destination before a friend. the key to driving fast is to avoid being spotted by the police.

1) Josh drives so much faster than Allison so I will ride with him to the concert since we will get there way earlier.

2) Dude look at that guy, he got pulled over! Someone sucks at driving fast.

by emailsare4losers June 15, 2010

Driving by Braille

When one used the lane markers/bumps to indicate they've gone into the next lane, sometimes causing panic to those in the car.

Ted: -drives over the bumps-
Alex: Dude, what're you doing? Driving by Braille?!

by The Madame May 28, 2009

driving the DeLorean

when an individual, male or female, wears an outdated outfit for fashion ensemble, in particular from the 1980s (as referenced to the film "Back To The Future").

I guess Heather was driving the DeLorean today. I haven't seen shoulder pads and color coordination like that I watched "Knots Landing."

by Arjake October 8, 2010