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doppleganger week 

An assenine week invented for facebook-lovers, made for no other reason than to make your friends believe you've EVER been told you look like an attractive celebrity, no matter how unattractive or repugnant one might be, when your profile picture pops up on their "live feed". Wanna be cool? Don't follow the trends and stay as far away from this vomit as possible.
Example 1:

Man 1: Dude, your new profile pic's pretty hot. Doesn't look like you though.
Man 2: Thanks. I'm celebrating doppelganger week and setting my prof pic as a celeb look alike. Once, on a train, someone told me that I reminded them of Brad Pitt in the manner I itched my nose. From then on, I've seen the resemblence as uncanny.

Example 2:
Girl: So, you look pretty hot in your prof pic.

Pedophile: Thank you. I'm celebrating Doppleganger Week.

Girl: I don't know what that means, but you're sure a cutie.
Pedophile: Haha, don't worry about it.
doppleganger week by EmGladz February 1, 2010
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doppleganger banger

when you have intercourse with twins at one time. Seen through as the American, the doppleganger banger is a popular fantasy for men and women alike.
Andrea dopplegang banged mike and steve at once.

"Man, did you see Andrea pull a doppleganger banger on those twins, you can tell they were paid to do so," Bug said.
doppleganger banger by JMIJ March 22, 2009

doppelgangbang

You know, when a bunch of people that look kinda the same have sex with some other person. If they're siblings, it is not doppelgangbanging, it is incest.
Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Richard Gere, and Al Pacino are all having doppelgangbang with that one girl.
doppelgangbang by David Letterman 69 December 16, 2008

Doppelhänder 

German term for a two-handed wank
Hans: Ich fuhle mich heute gut

Jurgen: Aber warum?

Hans: Letzte nacht habe ich ein sogenannte ,,Doppelhänder" gemacht

Jurgen: Ah genau
Doppelhänder by Nathan Rutland October 21, 2009

doppelbanger 

someone who has two penises, and one of them is evil.
"That guy is such a doppelbanger. He was doing me and slipped the evil dick up my butthole."

"But I liked it."
doppelbanger by Rick and Jesse December 15, 2008

pornstar doppleganger

Gauge is Sandra's pornstar doppleganger, what with that tight little body and curly hair.
pornstar doppleganger by C Brown January 31, 2008

doppelbanger 

A chick that you nailed that looks too much like your ex-girlfriend.
"Dude, didn't you notice how much that chick you went home with last night looks like Veronica? Total doppelbanger."
doppelbanger by Cyrus McDink October 6, 2009