Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020

too damage

A synonym for incredible. Perhaps to use when radical has been exhausted.

Example #1
don1 - YO, did you hear black midi's new album? pretty radical
don2 - Yeah, its too damage

Example #2
Don1- YO, this mac n cheese is too damage my guy

by donsteppedinside November 9, 2020

whats your damage

A question about how mentally cracked a person may be.

"Would you ever fuck a sheep?"- Jay
"What's your damage little boy?"- Brent

by Bryan H K May 5, 2004

Wii damage

the accumulation of soreness or physical ailments due to the overexertion from a long night of playing the Nintendo Wii

Kensuke: Hey man, how are you feeling?
Shoma: Alright, but a little Wii damage.

by dynamite kenji April 7, 2007

brain damage

After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.

"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

Baby Damage

Stretch marks usually on the stomach, thighs, hips and breasts of a girl that resulted from her pregnancy and make her less attractive.

Man that girl was hot but when she took her top off she had lots of baby damage.

by StripperSmith May 1, 2010

Demagocracy

Noun: A political system resembling a democracy wherein the majority of the elected representatives gain and keep political power by appealing to the prejudices, emotions, fears of the public by resorting to hateful rhetoric and using nationalist, populist or religious themes.

Alt: A democracy in which people are numbed into electing candidates who take politically expedient yet unrealistic and impractical or illogical positions on issues of importance.

Mel: Did you watch the primary debates on TV last night?

Steve: Those guys on stage seemed pretty sure that pandering to people's prejudices is the safest way to get elected in this country.

Mel: Yup, the political system in this country has degenerated into a Demagocracy.

by akurosawafan October 21, 2010