Dildo

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

dildo

A rod thingy that associates with penis,like a hotdog.

Anonymous:She likes dildos?
Y/n:yep,gross.

by GIEBUG!! December 7, 2022

Dildo

Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend

Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm

by CreamyCum December 30, 2020

Dildo

You shove it up your ass

Person 1: *uses dildo*
Person 2: *audible gasp* “WOWEE.”

by proasseater6969 August 26, 2023

Dildo

1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon February 2, 2007

DILDO

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

by billboardslags November 20, 2010

dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015