Dildo

Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend

Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm

by CreamyCum December 31, 2020

Dildo

You shove it up your ass

Person 1: *uses dildo*
Person 2: *audible gasp* “WOWEE.”

by proasseater6969 August 26, 2023

dildo

A rod thingy that associates with penis,like a hotdog.

Anonymous:She likes dildos?
Y/n:yep,gross.

by GIEBUG!! December 07, 2022

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildo

1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

by Jun-Jun the Spoon January 31, 2007

DILDO

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

by billboardslags November 17, 2010

Dildo

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.

by frenchiestfry April 05, 2015